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has been studying the whole day..
got to cope with lots of things...
workload..
memory..
stress..

Cheer up..
dun keep doing work too,
play some games or watch tv.. :)

talk to me if you wan..
though i can't gurantee you will feel better,
but i can take away your boredom..
=)


here's the joke of the day:

A professor at Texas A&M University is giving a lecture on the supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks:
“How many people here believe in ghosts?”
About 90 students raise their hands.

“Well that’s a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you’ve ever seen a ghost?”

About 40 students raise their hands.

“That’s really good. I’m really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?”

15 students raise their hands.

“That’s a great response.” “Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?”
3 students raise their hands.

“That’s fantastic.” “But let me ask you one question further… Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?”

One student in a flannel shirt and baseball cap way in the back raises his hand.

The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says,

“Son, all the years I’ve been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You’ve got to come up here and tell us about your experience.”

The redneck student complies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium.

The professor says, “Well, tell us what it’s like to have sex with a ghost.”

The student replies, “Ghost?!? Sheeyit. From baaack there it sounded like you said ‘goats!’”.